This one’s for the birds.

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What I actually said was:

Oh, I love dem birdies, birdies, birdies. Dey are great!

Birdies go in de sky, and they fly-y-y. Deir little beaks are so cool, dey bite de worms wo-o-orms! Oh, yeah so cool are dem birdies!

OH DEM BIRDIES. ARE SO COOL. OH, YEAH. DEM SWEET, COOL, MEGA, AWESOME, CUTE BIRDIES.

Tweet coo tweet*

* All is well