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Sunday, November 24, 2013

CRAMP!


The other day, we were all watching Dad play Pikmin on the new Wii u and it was so lovely, lovely family time, so pwitee. And then a yell comes from the kitchen.

Mum:   “AAAHHH!”

Us:    “OH MY GOD! ARE YOU OK?”

Mum:   “CRAAAAMP!!!”

Us:    “is there anything we can do?”

Mum:   “CAN SOMEONE FIND THE CHEESE GRATER!”

Us:    “WHAT?”

Mum:   “THE CHEEEESE GRATER!!!”

Us:    “ok!”

Mum:   “LOOK AT MY FOOOOT!”

Us:    “Mum. There’s nothing there.”

 

 

It was tremendously funny.

All is well.

Friday, October 11, 2013

STARS, IN YOUR MULTITUDE


Stars, in your multitude.

 


A long, time ago in a galaxy far, far away was the last time I posted a blog post...

 

Whoops. Soz.

Anyway... On Saturday, on the way back from my grandparents’ house I was bored so I looked at the stars. Oh the stars... so pwittee... I love da stars... It made me think (the stars did) sooo many stars, and so beautiful. THEN! I saw the most incredible thing! It was like a falling star or something! It was wicked! I might have just gone mad for a fraction of a second but it was so pretty.

Very short post.

 All is well.

Friday, May 31, 2013

the love between a ten - year - old and her book.


the love betwwen a ten - year - old and her book.

 

Yeah sorry about that, it’s just that I’ve always wanted to use wingdings, the actual title is:

 

The love between a ten – year - old and her book.

 

I love my book, it is amazing, it’s called:

‘The name of this book is secret’,




by Pseudonymous Bosch.(I love that name, it’s loads better than grotbag, but I do love grotbag all the same)

It is about an eleven – year – old girl called Cass, but I can’t tell you anything else, it’s a secret. Naughty me, I read the blurb, I know I shouldn’t have read it, let alone publicise it but I couldn’t resist (in case you want to read this book and you are not naughty, like me, do not read these next few sentences). The blurb is:

 

...For amongst its strange and alarming contents you will find:

two extraordinary adventurers...

a missing magicians diary...

a symphony of smells...

and a deadly secret

But wait, you already know too much! It is too late. I’m afraid nothing can stop you now. Open the book if you must.

But please tell no one.  

 

Whoops I kind of told someone soz.
 
 
All is well.

Friday, May 10, 2013

Finally


 
In February - and remember this, FEBRUARY - I went on a residential trip to kilvrough manor.Great place great activities, great staff and an awesome gift shop. You could get loads of stuff there hats, hoodies, sheep keyrings - I could go on and on. However there is a downfall. I wanted a hoodie but there was none in the colour I wanted (navy blue), so I ordered one to come to my school. I gave them the correct amount of money and they wrote down that I wanted a hoodie in a special notebook thing. This Saturday the 4th of May - after about three complaint letters from my mum - my hoodie finally came.

At least it fits.

If you are a teacher, or know someone who is, I would definitely recommend going to kilvrough manor with their/your class it is an amazing experience.
For more info about kilvrough manor go to: 
                    OxfordshireOutdoors

 

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

My Not Much of a Blog Blog


 

Yesterday, my brother received a hoody in the post he was very excited he put it on and looked down and saw that what he thought was miles too long. And don’t you judge me I thought it was a good fit, and any smaller would suffocate him. To death. Sorry about that. Bit grim. Anyway my brother (who was wearing the hoody) turned to look at everybody their opinion. Everyone thought it looked good but turning to my other brother he pipes up with “No we just think you're too small.” Which of course causes mum to laugh with hysterics. So my other brother, who was still wearing the hoody, thundered up to his room.


P.S. nothing to do with what I was just talking about but I'm going to use the phrase “all is well” after each blog. All is well.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

HAPPY EASTER!

Happy Easter peeps,
sorry it's a tad on the late side but ne'er mind. This Easter was rather odd because: the morning was celebrating my dad's birthday and the afternoon was, you guessed it. Easter! One of my brothers got a stash of cream eggs and a massive after eight egg. Filled with minty goodness! Or so he says... Ok, I admit, i don't like after eights i'm sorry.
Anyway my other brother got exactly the same as me: a mario egg (with a mug!) and a huge cadbury choccy egg. YUM!
Today I opened my cadbury choccy egg which had three choccy bars inside SCORE! But it had a new shape,


I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT THE SHAPE JUST TELL ME THE CHOCCY'S THE SAME! Googled it. The choccy is the same. PHEW! Thank the lord. Anyway Merry Christmas wait. Happy hallowe'en
wait. Happy Easter!
Got there in the end.
All is well.