Grotbag!!

Hello to you Mr Blog,

I have decided that I would, today, introduce a young lady that I’ve been working on…

Okay Grotbag, you can come out now!

C’mon Grotbag, we have cake!

Don’t tell her we don’t have cake. I'm warning you.

Out you get Grotbag, say hello!

There we go! :o)

Well, this is Grotbag. She has starred in two shockingly bad comics and is coming soon to a blog near you! Very near in fact. So near you’re looking at it right now… dun dun DUNNN…

Anyway that’s all I have to say for now so

Yours très artistically,

Grotbag (the original) x

All is well

Hi blog,

It’s been a while, so long that I would bet good money that most of the people who used to look at my blog have given up, forgotten or moved on. But thank you to anyone that stayed, I truly am grateful.

Moving on…

I was looking through some pictures earlier and saw some odd/interesting things – rather like my blog, I thought, odd and interesting. So I pondered for a moment and decided that if don’t write soon, I’ll never write again. (or maybe something slightly less dramatic.)

Anyway, as I was saying, I was looking through some photos and this caught my eye,

It appears to be my dog eating an age-old broom near my extraordinarily pale legs. I could have sworn I was more tanned than that.

I kept looking.

Looking for inspiration, things to write about. Then I came across these…

  

Some might say I have poor upper body strength.

Then I found this.

I liked it.

I’ll write what comes into my head and post photos that make me happy (and maybe things that don’t, but not too dismal don’t worry - Just things like burnt cake, which isn’t necessarily happy). ‘Kay?

Kind regards,

Grotbag x

All is well.